Twitter

 This just in. Elon Musk buys the Twitter company. I have already sent out a tweet - wow. Finally, people can talk about what is on their minds without fear of a ban - yes! Fellow colleagues, this is awesome news.

Apple

 Apple is kicking out some outdated apps. Well, that is what they are saying. Frankly, we are no so sure. To me, it seems... that what to get rid of apps that support opinions with which they do not agree. Basically, we notice that freedom of speech is no more. Ph wow, this company is actually rotten to its very core.

cameras

 Bad news for people who carry cameras. Stolen cameras were sold in open air. Hey, that really is bad news. Do hope they put a STOP to this, but we will soon see.

high speed trains

 France loves high speed trains. I do believe that they could make our universe even more awesome. Bullet trains are a great way... to go on our journeys. Let us explore some more.

ides of march

 Ah yes, the ides of march is an unfortunate time to be born in. Still, that is my opinion. Hey, we could be wrong once more. Well, I got me eye on you.

smile ☻

 Please do try to smile more. ☻ Yeah, it might help you to live longer, but who can say. I am not so sure. Ah yes, life goes on,

Netflix

Netflix bad habits did catch up to the sorry company.  It is affecting all of us. They wanna punish us some more. For example, they accuse consumers. Yeah, of sharing passwords with friends it seems. Hey, this fact does not amaze us. Let me add that Netflix is canceling shows due to a subscriber loss that is massive. People, do listen to me. It is grim... they don't got no money. Remember what happened to the blockbuster video store years ago. Well, we might see the end no flix as in no awesome movies soon.