artificial intelligence

 Question for you. OK, so is artificial intelligence a friend or an enemies. Time will tell as we see. People who lose their jobs will probably see ROBOTS as enemies. However, for corporate execs... that is not our case. They will make even more money.

mosquito

 Ah yes, mosquito bites are a minor issue. Still, they do annoy us. I do see em as mini vampires. Hey, these bites itch and these bugs are mean. Yeah, these are minor vermin.

Fish

 Scientists say that we use to be fish millions of years ago. Oh wow, I do not think so. Fact is, I do not believe in the age of rocks, but rather instead, I believe in the rock of ages.

wages

 OK, so a recently hired woman was fired for discussing her wages. This pressing fact does not ever amaze us. After all, company execs... like we know that they are constantly talking about trimming corporate expenses. Well, they saw her as one more expense. Yeah, this is what we are. Just numbers on a spreadsheet that they wanna remove.

Twitter

 This just in. Elon Musk buys the Twitter company. I have already sent out a tweet - wow. Finally, people can talk about what is on their minds without fear of a ban - yes! Fellow colleagues, this is awesome news.

Apple

 Apple is kicking out some outdated apps. Well, that is what they are saying. Frankly, we are no so sure. To me, it seems... that what to get rid of apps that support opinions with which they do not agree. Basically, we notice that freedom of speech is no more. Ph wow, this company is actually rotten to its very core.

cameras

 Bad news for people who carry cameras. Stolen cameras were sold in open air. Hey, that really is bad news. Do hope they put a STOP to this, but we will soon see.