Tuesday, April 18, 2017

vortex

Steven Gibbs says finding a vortex is important for us. I recommend looking at a cell sensor. Yeah, it can detect magnetic anomalies in your area.

House of Coils

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Netflix

Netflix hits 100 million members just now. Friends, hat is a lot of movies. Basically, most are road apples if you know what we mean.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

go pro

Customers are experiencing an ongoing recession. People are buying fewer cameras. Look at the new go pro... trade up program. Do hope that this can spur new cameras. Old ones need to retire as in right away. This should take place soon. Friends, we are tired of all the spurious excuses.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Soda Tax

Soda Tax causes crisis. Get ready to do without pepsi. Frankly, we do not understand why taxes increase. Please try to stop squeezing us.

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Aventura

Aventura mall is in an expansion. However, they are closing sears. Out with the old and in with our new. Times, they are a changing on us.

Monday, April 3, 2017

micro size me

Think small as gas prices rise. Customers do not want to spend a lot of money. Well, here we are.  Please do micro size me. I would like to visit the micro car museum. Yeah, it has a lot of stuff going on. Future vehicles will go easy on gas.


Micro Car

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Sin City

Sin City does not allow one sin. Do you need a clue what it is? OK, so it is grass. Maybe this is so ironic.