iridium extreme

OK so iridium extreme is the new sat phone for you. Truly, this one is small, rugged, and has a global presence. Iridium is a new word for a new era. Having one is a sign. Yeah, that you are a truly global power.

victorian age

Time travel back to Christmas in the victorian age. It was a simpler time for all of us. Perhaps, we can rekindle a nostalgia sense. Like an old thomas kincaid painting that is faded away. A bright luminous past that is so full of calm and peace.

Robots can steal jobs

Robots can steal jobs - as in yours. This is the real deal mon. Steel collar worker will steal from you. They will be hired by companies... Yeah the same that keep on OUT sourcing. Work is going away. Sadly, bills will stay, and those you gonna have to pay.

cain no prez

OK so cain is dropping his bid for prez. Hey, you got like zero street cred bro - yes zero. Too many skeletons rattle around in that closet - yes. First it was mccain, and now cain. This is like a sign. Best to be playing on the straight and super narrow.

viewmongous

OK see the new mega TV it is viewmongous. Yeah, that means big and the some more. Like way beyond something that is meganormous. Talk about super size. It is simply - viewmongous.

2012 HDR

Things are new again.

Hope you find out about 2012 HDR version.

Tomorrow

Tomorrow is an important day yo. Black Friday is the most important day in our american economy. Bro, we are not making this one up. Retailers are facing a very sluggish xmas season.

Christmas shopping sales are slow and then some. What is the reason. People have zero money. Well, not exactly zero. Still, close enough for us. Mostly, it has been a slow year.

Housing no recovery

Housing market is unlikely to recover. That is the latest on the sour economy. OK so this is bad news. It will affect every one. Yeah, not just property owners. I see further declines in price. Not a good time to buy real estate I tell you.

Well, we see in HOUSING no recovery.

Stocks weaker

Stocks are weaker and the economy is not growing. Please do listen to me. Shipping is slowing down in our xmas season. Things are not going super on us. It is truly a tragic time to be without a job now. Expect our economic recession to worsen.

Perry in FULL spin

Colleges, we see perry in FULL spin now. The 2012 election is gonna seem like a tough one. Like we need a new king or queen. Please stay hooked in. Things are gonna get bumpy real soon. What can we now say - buckle up.

2021 science

How will things look in ten years? People wonder on the future of 2021 science.
OK so we do not do so. Mostly, what we see is a coming war. Folks, it is gonna be an ugly one. Time to prepare is now.

evil exec

He is the evil 2D manster monster of the movies. Makes scrooge look like a nice guy. Well, his motivation is to make more money. OK so remember that health plan that induced you to join our company? Well, me we had to get rid of it this year. It was took expensive. Sadly, we have to OUT source and DOWN size. I am sorry. BTW, your services are not necessary anymore.

$199 Kindle Fire

$199 Kindle Fire is a loss leader for amazon. They lose three dollars on each unit they sell even. Still, for amazon this is a good game. They stand to make a lot of money. Mostly this is by selling more books and movie. They are also a major power in music. Let us all hear it for amazing amazon.

California Toxic?

California is toxic for your company. The state is pushing high tech, but losing people due to taxes that are increasing. Also, there are too many regs. People are seeing orange.

super com in pain

They say that management by committee is an oxymoron. Kind of like jumbo shrimp you say. Well, that really is so. In fact, that is what we are seeing. Sadly, our super com is in pain. Senators do not want to raise revenue. However, they are running around looking for ways to cut expenses. Well, more surprises says me.

Overrated jobs

Doctor is listed as one of the most overrated jobs there is. True they make a lot of money. Still they work long hours and are at risk of being sue. Patients can be a major worry. Families blame the doctor when granny passes away. Little do they think of all the effort to keep a person going.

Elder care

There is trouble with elder care. Vulnerable elderly are mistreated by care givers. This is going to get worse. There needs to be monitoring by some group.

debt crisis worsens

Those expecting a miracle are in woe. Let us look at the super com. I am afraid we got some grim news. Hey yo, debt crisis worsens. Like that is what we are seeing. Certainly we are spending a lot of money. Sailors on shore leave are probably more frugal than we are. Bro, like we are just saying.

green house gases rising

Bro, green house gases are rising. There are few choices for us. It is a sad day for many. There is more warming. Failure is not an option for us.

plastic currency

OK so Canada has some PLASTIC currency. This is so max. It is a thing for paper going away. People, we are seeing the future unfold before us.

time travel tale

Steven King has a time travel tale for you. It is a bit scary. Well, that is how it is. Really now, what a way to go.

anti jew occupy

I see an anti jew conspiracy in occupy. People blame banks and by extension jews. Well, that is clap trap to me. Although many jews are pros. Well, they are not all rich and many are poor. Hatred is a strange curse. It often will seek to attack those that thru hard work attain success. Jealousy is probably the reason.

China empty city

China empty cities are an interesting sign. This costs a lot of money. Also it took a lot of energy.

cain in pain

Well, he is in hot water now. A 3rd woman rise. There are more allegations of behavior that is improper. This is a case of cain in pain. Yeah, that is the case. Great to be a flag waver.

Eat your vegetables

Hey kid, eat your vegetables - right now. Got some super news. Like wow, wanna guess. There is a new vegetable - pizza. Let's ask our congress. What about the big guy. Oh yes, osama says so.