stuck in zip

Do not get stuck in worlds faster lip line yo. Like wow, this is scary. Please do not worry. It is not easy. Yeah, to get stuck in zip.

polar vortex

Yo, a polar vortex blasts frozen air. Feels like a new ice age. Oh wow, there is no global warming. Like we could use some.

new Ford F-150

Truly, it is the end of an age. OK so the new Ford F-150 pick up truck will use more aluminum and less iron. Yeah, this is to save gas. Well, we are not so sure. Like what good is it? Durable and powerful - I do not think so.

man steals brains

Step right up. Here is some crazy news. Oh yes, man steal brains from a museum. Later, he sells em on ebay - yes. Like we cannot make this one up. It is just too crazy. A mind is a terrible thing to taste, especially, if it is in a jar.

Montauk

I read about the Montauk Golden Horse Statue in 6036 years ago. What is it any way. Al Bielek says that it is an icon. He found it in the town square. Basically, the city was in ruins. Thousand of young men were sent to that very year. Not sure why this is. Just now we wonder on the fate of those young men.

laptops

Question, will we have laptops in a few years. Probably not are technology is racing on. Might that we have a better machine with more power. It will probably be smaller in size. Look at the advances in processors. First, they can so more. Also, they use less power now.

mysterious rooms

Friends, we wanna sneak a peek at em. Here are some mysterious rooms. Well, what do we now say. Strange, and then some more is our cosmos.

beautiful world

What a beautiful world we are in. God, we thank you.

Chinese moon rover

Chinese moon rover is super. Maybe we can go soon. Well, not too sure. Time will soon tell us.

radio waves

Just read that cops can stop your car with radio waves. This sounds like an attack of paranoia. Still, there we are.

world economy

Collapse of world economy is coming. Expect it to hit us soon. There are so many reasons. Yet, we do not see leaders taking action to prevent this on going crisis. Well, their inaction they will soon rue.

sci-fi movies

Yeah, we like sci-fi movies. Here are a few for you.

Geology

Geology is earth science. Basically, many paleontologists say that our planet earth has been around for millions of years. Well, we say our earth is young.

Paleontologists are wrong.They keep on changing earth's age.

ocean

Truly, we do love our ocean. It is more than just salty air. Like, there are those rolling waves. Certainly, they do warm us.

tunnel of screaming

Do not enter the tunnel of screaming. It is haunted people say. Well, we are seeing some scary saga. That said, we need to understand that this is not too much for us.

Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday sales surge. These are good times for amazon. Best that we see what is going on. Malls are in a major woe. Here is the reason. Like they cannot compete with online vendors that have a lot less over head and expenses.

Boyish

Boyish girls are now max more common. Trend is toward an androgynous appearance. Hermaphroditic females are becoming all the rage now. Actually, we are seeing a new scene. Where is all goes - knows no one.

Paul Walker

Paul Walker is gone. Sadly, a he had a fiery crash in his car. This was a great star and fast and furious was his best movie. Frankly, this man is an icon. What a sad day this is.

time is money

People say that time is money. Well, we cannot believe all that people say. Still, do not waste any. Yeah, that is what we need and right away.



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Comet ISON is gone

Folks, Comet ISON is gone. Please remember that people told you so. Telescope makers are crying. Who wants to buy a Celestron now - no one.

euro zone

Right now, euro zone inflation rises. That is what happens when you print a lot of money. Expect more woe in euro zone. Like it is more that a price rise. Get ready for a top view. People, a whole lot is going on.

thanks giving

God, let us give thanks for all the things we possess. That truly is a thanks giving. Most stores are closed, but a few are open. Black Friday is coming soon. Hope that people do not forget that shiny new objects is not our reason.

Florida

Florida sounds good this time of year. People need to just get away. Yeah, from all the cold snow. Just now, I would rather have some rain. Weather is a bit cold for me.

snow is coming

Keep calm and carry on. Folks, snow is coming. Get ready for a chill in our air. All we need is for our weather to get warm again. Like we need inexpensive power. It will light our way. What else can we say.

TB warning

TB warning is scary. OK so this is for airline passengers. List of things that are wrong grows. Do you want to scare us. Yeah, we do not know what to say to our crew.

access

Born to freedom are we. Laws are getting more serious. Politicians keep on making more regs. Yeah, even as we speak, things are going worse. Carbon tax is just a money grab - yours. World is going grungy. A few at the top are doing super. However, most are in pain. Like do you want access. There is none.

Hatsune Miku

Vocaloids are awesome. Hatsune Miku is one. There are a new breed of artificial digital singers. Well, we want you to enjoy.

minidisc flop

Hey, the minidisc flop is blamed on MP3, but is that our case. People did not like it because it was expensive. Also, a bit bulky and that is not all as we say. Technology races on. Storage in flash is better for us.

Rush says

Hey, I am not going to be as silent as a church mouse.  Rush says pope is pure marxism. Well, that is interesting to me. Politics and religions should not mix. Other wise, there results are poor.

photographer

Videos are so super. However, photographs are also max awesome. Photographer wants to meet all 788 face book friends in person. Smile for the camera.

odd

It is time for the odd to get even. World can seem eerie or even scary. OK so to us any way. Still, there is so much to learn about our amazing universe.

DNA analysis

FDA orders firm to stop DNA analysis service. Wonder why this is so. Perhaps there is information that we are better off not know, but what is going on. Certainly, this does indeed worry me. After all, what is the information that they want to keep away from us. Oh yes, what a toxic turf truth is.

new trend

Folks, there is a new trend in shopping for us. Basically, it is a thanks giving xmas mix. Hard to describe what it is. Perhaps, we are just on the surface of things now. Citizens fear what is new. That said, this new trend is on going. Like it make us wonder who we really are.

setting sun

Oh yes, gaze upon a setting sun. What does it say. Basically, here is what it tells us. Folks, this is the end of an empire. Like there is no need to gaze. There is no need to talk to a guru. Prophets need not predict our fall, because it is all too plain to see.

soda pop

OK so sugary soda pop prices go up. Drink me up. This is so rad, but they are not so nice. I do not like sugary pop. It is to expensive. Also, there is too much sugar. Make my drink a sour one.

more rain

To me it seems like every day we get more rain. Well, not every single day we mean. Still, that is how it seems. Like what are weird world we are in. Dusty days are over. Things are just a wet mess.

science fiction

Most science fiction can be gritty and grim. There is more fiction than science. Often, there is a dystopian view. Like we are not sure where we are going. Path is a scary one.

yes

Daddy, I wanna puppy. Hard to get a yes. Dogs can be a worry.

mail

Why is mail so slow now. Have to wait a long time to get items sent to me. It is no wonder people go to a store and pick stuff up. Keep calm and carry on. Oh wow, it sure is cold outside and the clouds finally went away. Glad to see our orange sun.

luxury

People like luxury, but no me.

 

episode seven

People, it is a hope that we get a new star wars. Disney is working on episode seven. OK so the big day is December 18, 2015 and put that on your calendar mon. Hope that Han Solo is in it. Well, we can dream on.

Time Travel

Time Travel is a favorite of mine. People wonder what the future will give us. Perhaps it is a world with zero pollution or crime. Hey, that would be super max. Delorean sports cars are not so necessary. Flux Cap would be nice.

2050 cars

Just exactly, what do you see. People wonder on 2050 cars. They might be smaller than previous ones. Like what will we be driving in coming year. Frankly, that is a mystery to us. Still, they might not need drivers even. Computers could do the driving for us.

fighter jets

Maybe the fighter jets of the future will be different than now. Tear drop shapes might be common. Also, the elimination of of harsh, but jagged edges from shapes that are smooth and organic. Yeah, it might look very strange to us. People, here is a concept that is curious. Like on other time lines, the jets might not look any thing similar to the ones we see.

TIME

It is about um TIME we say. Well, here is a chronometer that is super. Real deal is this one.

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south seas

Winter is a bit chill on us. Like we dream of going to islands in the south seas. Yeah, where it is still very warm. Frost was never a favorite of mine own.

RX100

RX100 is a super sony camera. It fits in your pocket yet has a full frame sensor. Like this one is a proven winner. Getting one is not so easy First off they are very expensive. Also, it is in high demand for this xmas season.

propane shortage

There is a shortage of propane. Expect to see higher food prices. Why is this so? Farmers use propane to dry grain. Like if it is wet mold grows. Right now we are in a rainy season. Here is what it means. Mostly, they cannot dry their corn. Frankly, this comes are a very bad period when farmers are harvesting crops. Yeah, a propane shortage is hurting us.

Pacific ocean

Pacific ocean is warming. This alarms our men in science. Only solution is a new carbon tax on us. Yeah, we need to pay more. Otherwise, the end is near. Maybe global warming is like Halloween monster, only more scary.

smoking ages you

Check out the evidence that smoking ages you. Please stop now. OK so my dad was a smoker and he died of cancer. What a horrible way to go.

Patricia Ress

Talked to Patricia Ress the other day and she is fine now. Believe that she was in the hospital last year. It was for surgery. That can be expensive. What a world we live in.

high rise

Back in the 1700's there was little talk of a high rise. It did seem like a fantasy to people in that by gone age. Elevator in the 1800's made tall buildings a take over. Well, the internet can flatten society as it allow people to communicate from far away.

bad apple

Apple stock might fall due to poor earnings. Well, that is what we see. Hope we are wrong. Their electronics products are so over price. Yeah, it is hard to believe that people can even put up with the bad apple, but there we are.

Twitter

Twitter is worth a lot of money. People are using it more. What is the reason. Actually, we are not so sure. Maybe this is because twitter is a new wave. Yeah, it is better than face book for us. Do you remember good old my space.

Apple

Apple has lost its mojo. This is the end of the company. Well, as we know it. Certainly, we did not understand what is going on. Expect coming price wars. Phones will soon become less expensive. Maybe they will be seen as affordable by our poor.

Lytro

Lytro is one amazing camera. There was one on ebay for $150 and I want to get one. People, the future is so wow. Get one yes. Just now there are coming out with a new one. Oh yes, it will have a powerful zoom.

QE increase

QE increase is coming. That is not good for us. China still accepts dollar for now. However, we predict that will not be the case in coming years. Get ready for some stormy weather and a hard rain.

Doctor who

Doctor who is coming there is a 50 year anniversary. People need time travel to go back and find the lost episodes that are missing. Yeah, a doctor who tardis time machine would be so awesome.

Jets fan punches woman

This is the latest viral movie. Jets fan punches woman.

Hey, we are not making it up.

Drone use is war crime

Drone use is war crime. This is the latest news. People are seeing battles as a video game. Remote control is common. Maybe these new drones are the shape of things to come. Well, we might see more use. It limits putting a soldier being in harms way.

apartments

Friends, apartments are going micro. Oh yes, they are small in size. People need to understand what is going on. Maybe there is a new way. Yeah, that is economize. Like um other wise we use more resources.

ison

Plan for comet ison as it is coming. Maybe a fragment will hit us. However, this is not the bowls of wrath in bible prophecy.  Still, if it hit us. They would be tidal waves. Maybe this would be the biggest disaster ever.

Kristopher Oswald

Kristopher Oswald was fired from his night time shift job in Wall Mart after after he assisted a lady being attacked in parking lot near cars.  Truly this is a sad day in america. Life is a pain.

cats

Cats are great vortex hunters, but what is a vortex any way. Frankly, it is where two grid lines cross. OK at that point a magnetic anomaly occurs. Well, that is what people have seen. Yeah, cats are suppose to detect one. Most magnetic anomalies are small in size. However, some are enormous. Bermuda Triangle is the biggest one. Perhaps it is a dimensional doorway to another universe.

we ate it all

Hey, we ate it all - sorry. Kids, there is nothing left for you. Certainly, the money is gone. Most of it went to social programs. For example, elderly health care. Prolong the lives of those that are dying is expensive. Well, they are gonna pass away any way. What use is all the money. Basically, chemo will give you are few more years. OK so is it worth it? Do we think so? Evidence is that there is no cancer cure.

chase me

Banks love to make money. However, the credit card is a pain. Interest rates are real high and going up. Also, they chase me. Like with all kinds of offers to make me sign up. Wish it were no so. That said, people want to buy a lot of items this xmas season.

Mike Lazaridis

Mike Lazaridis founder of black berry wants to buy the company. This is not a good idea we tell you. It is too little too late and this is game over. He feels he can turn things around, but we do not think so. OK so time will tell who is right and who is wrong. Hope he is right on the money and can save our company.

black berry is in woe

Right now, black berry is in woe. Will it be buy out or break up. Things look grim for the troubled company. Like we hope that they can survive. Problem is that they are running out of money. Frankly, they need a white knight savior. Sadly, that might not be our case.

global crisis

Perhaps we face a global crisis. World population keeps on going up. However, crops yields do not increase. Certainly, that is bad for us. Fertilizers used to increase production are very expensive. They consume fossil fuels that are scarce. Also, world wide drought is common.

rule of law

I fear collapse has ended the rule of law in many areas. Hope that the same does not happen to us. People fear what is now coming. It is a world that is in worry. Like we do not have a functional government any more. What is going to happen soon.

paper

Do you miss paper. It is not going away. However, people do not read a newspaper any more. TV is not so pop. Internet is taking over. People still use paper. Bounty sales are up. However, many uses are going away.

global economy

Shutdown could affect the global economy. Well, we already have a poor economy. Guess it will become even poorer. That is what we guess. Certainly, time will tell us. Hope that we are wrong.

crap

This book is about crap. Well, here it is. Ebay is awesome.

stop zooming

Hey, want to stop zooming. OK so here are six reason. Well, five, but I will give you one more. It looks very poor. People, as in viewers... do not like zoom.

mountain view

Do you know that a mountain view is expensive. Well, that which we get is that for what we pay. Still, it looks like it is well worth the extra money. Then again, we do like to see one. Yeah, it is great to look out on a mountain view. God, we thank you.

other worlds

People use to dream of going to other worlds, but not any more. What can we say. Perhaps it was not something that we could envision. Most people do not care. Like they do not even try to go into space. Yeah, it is seen as crazy.

empty

Places feel so empty this year. There is a certain chill in our air. Like summer is over. What we face is a winter that is going to be full of blowing snow. Hard to face a cold future with out some one.

illegal aliens

Illegal aliens can get a drivers license now. Perhaps they can vote soon. What a joke we are. Certainly, we see what is going on. Laws are not enforced any more. Maybe there are no jobs on mars.

new spring

Right now in New Zealand there is a new spring. Sadly, we will have to wait until next year. There is a certain chill in our air. Well, that is because summer is over.

70,000 more jobs

70,000 more jobs says amazon. Well, that is some super news. Like we can certainly use some. All we need is to get america going again. It is like a stuck part in an engine. Squirt in some grease.

debt addict

Government is a debt addict, but they gotta kick the habit far away. People want to keep the addict happy, but long term we see more woe. It will get max worse. Let us not forget weimar germany. Hyperinflation was causing major pain.

Find a new job

Find a a new job, here are ten signs. Most people do not like their supervisors. Bosses can be super mean. Still, that is not a reason. Like are you growing. Most of us say no. Getting out of bed is always hard in a new morning. That said, if you are not happy, the time to start looking is now.