Pacific ocean

Pacific ocean is warming. This alarms our men in science. Only solution is a new carbon tax on us. Yeah, we need to pay more. Otherwise, the end is near. Maybe global warming is like Halloween monster, only more scary.

smoking ages you

Check out the evidence that smoking ages you. Please stop now. OK so my dad was a smoker and he died of cancer. What a horrible way to go.

Patricia Ress

Talked to Patricia Ress the other day and she is fine now. Believe that she was in the hospital last year. It was for surgery. That can be expensive. What a world we live in.

high rise

Back in the 1700's there was little talk of a high rise. It did seem like a fantasy to people in that by gone age. Elevator in the 1800's made tall buildings a take over. Well, the internet can flatten society as it allow people to communicate from far away.

bad apple

Apple stock might fall due to poor earnings. Well, that is what we see. Hope we are wrong. Their electronics products are so over price. Yeah, it is hard to believe that people can even put up with the bad apple, but there we are.

Twitter

Twitter is worth a lot of money. People are using it more. What is the reason. Actually, we are not so sure. Maybe this is because twitter is a new wave. Yeah, it is better than face book for us. Do you remember good old my space.

Apple

Apple has lost its mojo. This is the end of the company. Well, as we know it. Certainly, we did not understand what is going on. Expect coming price wars. Phones will soon become less expensive. Maybe they will be seen as affordable by our poor.

Lytro

Lytro is one amazing camera. There was one on ebay for $150 and I want to get one. People, the future is so wow. Get one yes. Just now there are coming out with a new one. Oh yes, it will have a powerful zoom.

QE increase

QE increase is coming. That is not good for us. China still accepts dollar for now. However, we predict that will not be the case in coming years. Get ready for some stormy weather and a hard rain.

Doctor who

Doctor who is coming there is a 50 year anniversary. People need time travel to go back and find the lost episodes that are missing. Yeah, a doctor who tardis time machine would be so awesome.

Jets fan punches woman

This is the latest viral movie. Jets fan punches woman.

Hey, we are not making it up.

Drone use is war crime

Drone use is war crime. This is the latest news. People are seeing battles as a video game. Remote control is common. Maybe these new drones are the shape of things to come. Well, we might see more use. It limits putting a soldier being in harms way.

apartments

Friends, apartments are going micro. Oh yes, they are small in size. People need to understand what is going on. Maybe there is a new way. Yeah, that is economize. Like um other wise we use more resources.

ison

Plan for comet ison as it is coming. Maybe a fragment will hit us. However, this is not the bowls of wrath in bible prophecy.  Still, if it hit us. They would be tidal waves. Maybe this would be the biggest disaster ever.

Kristopher Oswald

Kristopher Oswald was fired from his night time shift job in Wall Mart after after he assisted a lady being attacked in parking lot near cars.  Truly this is a sad day in america. Life is a pain.

cats

Cats are great vortex hunters, but what is a vortex any way. Frankly, it is where two grid lines cross. OK at that point a magnetic anomaly occurs. Well, that is what people have seen. Yeah, cats are suppose to detect one. Most magnetic anomalies are small in size. However, some are enormous. Bermuda Triangle is the biggest one. Perhaps it is a dimensional doorway to another universe.

we ate it all

Hey, we ate it all - sorry. Kids, there is nothing left for you. Certainly, the money is gone. Most of it went to social programs. For example, elderly health care. Prolong the lives of those that are dying is expensive. Well, they are gonna pass away any way. What use is all the money. Basically, chemo will give you are few more years. OK so is it worth it? Do we think so? Evidence is that there is no cancer cure.

chase me

Banks love to make money. However, the credit card is a pain. Interest rates are real high and going up. Also, they chase me. Like with all kinds of offers to make me sign up. Wish it were no so. That said, people want to buy a lot of items this xmas season.

Mike Lazaridis

Mike Lazaridis founder of black berry wants to buy the company. This is not a good idea we tell you. It is too little too late and this is game over. He feels he can turn things around, but we do not think so. OK so time will tell who is right and who is wrong. Hope he is right on the money and can save our company.

black berry is in woe

Right now, black berry is in woe. Will it be buy out or break up. Things look grim for the troubled company. Like we hope that they can survive. Problem is that they are running out of money. Frankly, they need a white knight savior. Sadly, that might not be our case.

global crisis

Perhaps we face a global crisis. World population keeps on going up. However, crops yields do not increase. Certainly, that is bad for us. Fertilizers used to increase production are very expensive. They consume fossil fuels that are scarce. Also, world wide drought is common.

rule of law

I fear collapse has ended the rule of law in many areas. Hope that the same does not happen to us. People fear what is now coming. It is a world that is in worry. Like we do not have a functional government any more. What is going to happen soon.

paper

Do you miss paper. It is not going away. However, people do not read a newspaper any more. TV is not so pop. Internet is taking over. People still use paper. Bounty sales are up. However, many uses are going away.

global economy

Shutdown could affect the global economy. Well, we already have a poor economy. Guess it will become even poorer. That is what we guess. Certainly, time will tell us. Hope that we are wrong.

crap

This book is about crap. Well, here it is. Ebay is awesome.

stop zooming

Hey, want to stop zooming. OK so here are six reason. Well, five, but I will give you one more. It looks very poor. People, as in viewers... do not like zoom.

mountain view

Do you know that a mountain view is expensive. Well, that which we get is that for what we pay. Still, it looks like it is well worth the extra money. Then again, we do like to see one. Yeah, it is great to look out on a mountain view. God, we thank you.

other worlds

People use to dream of going to other worlds, but not any more. What can we say. Perhaps it was not something that we could envision. Most people do not care. Like they do not even try to go into space. Yeah, it is seen as crazy.

empty

Places feel so empty this year. There is a certain chill in our air. Like summer is over. What we face is a winter that is going to be full of blowing snow. Hard to face a cold future with out some one.

illegal aliens

Illegal aliens can get a drivers license now. Perhaps they can vote soon. What a joke we are. Certainly, we see what is going on. Laws are not enforced any more. Maybe there are no jobs on mars.

new spring

Right now in New Zealand there is a new spring. Sadly, we will have to wait until next year. There is a certain chill in our air. Well, that is because summer is over.

70,000 more jobs

70,000 more jobs says amazon. Well, that is some super news. Like we can certainly use some. All we need is to get america going again. It is like a stuck part in an engine. Squirt in some grease.