selling online

Hey, selling online is super. Craigslist is quite common. Turn your trash into cash we say. Yeah, that is the king and pay pal is queen. Old dumb phones are still in high demand by some who do not dig the smartphone craze. Just clean out that closet and get rid of the clutter and your mess.

towns

Hey, old towns have a charm that is all their very own. Well, that is my opinion. Maybe, I am wrong. Still, they are fun to see.

sun flower

I like to eat sun flower seeds, but too much is not good for you. Also, in moderation, we can consume. Please understand that too much salt is also not a plus, but a minus. Still, humans require some sodium to survive.

Salamanders

Salamanders are amazing. They exist in a world that is amphibious - part on land and part in water, but they are experts at both even.

river

Beautiful hills and a winding river. That is what we see. Certainly, it does indeed take our breath away. Just wish that people could be out in nature more. Yeah, it is definitely a vista that we enjoy.

Craigslist

Craigslist restricts ads just now. It is hard to understand what is going on. Like this used top be a great website years ago.

green

Hey, we are feeling a bit um green. What does that even mean?

free images

Online we can get free images. That should save you some coin. Well, that certainly is our case. Still, they are often not as good as expensive ones. Please remember that the very early bird gets the worm.

pay phones

Sadly, pay phones are going away. Blame having cellular service. Few things are as iconic. It is hard to picture London without a red phone booth on every corner. Like can you even imagine?

career

Design mistakes can end your career.  Please do wake up. It is hard to work all night and emerge... so early in a new morning. Actually, coffee can help us.

flag

Football players cannot disrespect our flag guys. That is just plain wrong. Why do they make so much money? Hey, if they hate America, they should just move.

shoppers

Sadly, my prediction is a lot fewer shoppers this year. That is what we fear, but I am no seer. Hey, our economy continues to steadily worsen. Like houses are not moving. Ask your realtors if you do not believe me.

Netflix prices

Netflix prices are going up. That should indeed surprise no one. Like it is every year... the same case. Yeah, we get worse movies. Please find another streaming service.

Helium shortage

The helium shortage is over. Deposit in Africa is largest ever.  Well, this is great news. After all, America had dwindling reserves.

London

Uber will be banned from Lonon soon. Hey, we could see this a mile away. Deceptive practices are the reason.

fun house

I feel like a clown in a circus. Well, this is no fun house for us. OK, so oil price rise once more. Blame Hurricane Nate for this one. It is turning into an ongoing FRIGHT mare.

NFL protests

NFL protests are a sign. Colin Krapernic does not even respect our flag and constantly talks about racism. He needs to wake up. Most people in this world are poor. However, it was in the lap of luxury he grew up.


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Bad design

Bad design is expensive. Customers click on the back arrow. Yeah, the quickly leave your main screen. What does that mean? OK, so they do not hit the buy button as in never. Frankly, that situation should trouble us.

orange juice

Got some more sour news. Ah yes, orange juice prices are going up. Blame hurricanes that totally trashed Florida this year. It has been so crazy. Just ask people who own orange groves. Please bear with us.

I phone 8

Apple stock drops are I phone 8 demand is weak and our economy is poor. Please do understand that things are getting worse. Not a lot of new products after Steve Jobs left the iconic company. Basically, the genius is gone.

Wall mart

Wall mart is trying to compete with amazon. This reminds me of blockbuster video versus Netflix all over again. They cannot win. Look at all those stores wall mart has and they are a drag on profits as amazon pulls away. High overhead is totally crushing the malls and big box stores when they fight against a no box amazon.

Toys R us

Toys R us bankruptcy is scary. Look at all the malls that are closing and stores that are boarding up. Folks, this does not seem as a recovery. In fact, we are seeing our economy getting max worse.

GM

GM is going all electric... as in no gas cars.  Oh, my friends, I do not think so. Well, we could be wrong. Look at all the problems Tesla is having now. Frankly, the world is not ready for a lot of electric cars. Yeah, we would need to upgrade our power grid and burn a lot of coal to keep things going.

dog days

Question for you. Like are these the dog days of summer. It certainly is warm. Fact is,  Chicago has record temperatures again.

Food

Food is not that great when it is no longer warm. Dishes that get cold often taste gross. Well, that has been my experience.

online reviews

Ah yes, the government wants to get rid of online reviews. They claim it could mislead consumers. Glad they are always helping us.

pets

Well, it is some sour news. Hurricanes often have people dumping dogs as things get worse. It is pets that suffer when humans are gone. During our latest Hurricane Harvey, owners abandoned pets as they went away. Citizens, this is a felony that may require prison. Just remember they are more defenseless that we in many cases.

energy

Only a small portion of our energy is green. Actually, the days of inexpensive energy are soon over. It is the end of an era. Please say goodbye to cheap gas.

lonely

Often, we feel lonely when there is no one that is around us. However, I can feel lonely if the state fair where crowds are enormous. Ah yes, friends are few, but strangers are many. God can fill your life so you do not feel alone any more.

Arby's

Arby's offers venison. Oh deer, this is scary.

vacations

Travelers like to go on vacations to places that are so far away. Yet, we have so many places here that are awesome. Well, it might be that they like to brag to us. Just what do we see. Actually, it is an enormous universe.

nanny is mean

This nanny is mean. She throws a baby like a rag doll even. Hey, this is a baby, not a rag. Please do exercise some care.

REST

REST

fresh fruit

Eating fresh fruit is good for you. I like to shop for organic ones. Yeah, we do not benefit from consuming poisonous sprays.

laptops

Desktop computers are dinosaurs that will become extinct soon. Oh yes, laptops are going away. Most individuals that surf the internet are using a smart phone now. In fact, Google wants to optimize its search engine for mobile ready web pages.

Real Estate

Real estate cannot save retail as we see. Most citizens need to wake up. Toys are us is one example for us. Oh wow, there will probably be much more. OK, so the problems we face are massive. Just you understand that the world we are living in... is taking a turn for the worse.

Robots

Robots will take your job away. Scientists tell us not to worry. That it will take many years. Also, that robots will not take all jobs away. Well, they are wrong. I remember saying that digital devices would replace film cameras. Hey, here we are. Do they talk about the film can now - no. Please do wake up. Things are getting worse. Oh yes, the future is worrisome.

dog food

OK, so in the wild, dogs would eat rabbits and mice. However, we have in most dog food low-quality protein such as soy.  Sadly, this is hard to digest by canines. Well, all an executive wants to do is make money. That is why they are always firing workers and doing an out source.

towers

Cities tend to have in the middle these tall towers that will go away soon. After all, we know that people are moving away. First off, these towers are expensive. Please add that most work is being sent over seas. Yeah, the result is that we will have a lot more empty spaces. Hey, it really is sad in a way.

North Korea

North Korean crisis worsens. USA says that we will not allow him to attack us. Most citizens do not want war. Still, we can see one can occur. Let us hope that we can gain peace.

pilotless planes

Yo, pilotless planes are near. That is a bit scary. Maybe, we will pay less air fare, but what if the wind picks up. Just hope that we are wrong.

Design students

Design students are using skills to light up spaces... that we typically can ignore. Do we wonder what that even means. Hey, we need to go now.

Instagram

Instagram can detect if you are depressed now. Do wonder how this is so. Perhaps we can use a palette of blue and gray. Feeling a bit blue, are we. Hey, we are just kidding you. Like this problem is too deep for me.

consumer prices

Ah yes, consumer prices increase. Please do not remind me. Inflation seems so worrisome.  Last month I did pay $1.90 per gallon for gas. Well, it is now $2.49 per gallon and rising. Blame the solar eclipse if you can. Still, it is a really intense pain.

Pentagon

Pentagon give approval for military bases to shoot down drones carrying cameras. Hey, we could have trouble from a spy. That said, we do wonder about who is using drones in a no go zone.

lonely spaces

Crowds are so annoying. However, there are so many lonely spaces. It is indeed a bit um worrisome. That said, we just must go on.

Trade deficit

Trade deficit narrows. Well, in USA any way. Glad to see that this can occur. Do hope that we slow dig our way out of the mess we are in.

cinemas

OK, so movie theaters may ban cell phone use. They do not allow em in a cinema. Well, here is yet another reason. Perhaps, they can accuse you in movie piracy. All those cell phones that can record 4K video are a big threat to your local cinema. It seems people could record films in the dark chamber and later upload the movies. Oh wow, that is so scary. Right now most films are on you tube anyway. Do wonder what the future can give us. Rules are becoming tragically more restrictive every year.

Apple

Apple pulls privacy apps. Bro, this does not surprise me any. Tim Cook is not a friend, but an enemy. After all, he did get rid of VPN just now.

paris

I love paris. Yeah, it is so iconic. Mark your calendar if you wanna go on holiday and go on a vacay. Flying can be expensive.

Google AI

Google AI edits photographs like a pro. Well, that is great news. Do hope we can have better artificial intelligence in the days to come.

Disney

Disney will build more cruise ships they say. Well, get ready for more cruises. Let's be honest with you. I do not like the tragic kingdom any. Actually, I hate the mouse. He belongs in a stinking garbage can.

economy worsens

Things are falling apart as our economy worsens. Basically, we are in a world where jobs are few and bills are many. Notice all the factories moving overseas. Actually, this can surprise no one. It has been going BAD many years. Look at all the malls that are closing and stand alone stores that are now boarding up.

new cinemas

Old movie theaters are going away. However, we do not have any new cinemas. Sadly, the equipment is just too expensive. Like wow, I wanna go... to a drive in movie. However we do miss seeing movies in a cinemas.

IBM

IBM is getting crushed by amazon. This is some scary news mon ami. Frankly, I still remember back when computer giant IBM made desktops and laptop for consumers, but then they decided to focus on services. Ah yes, things do not bode well for the big blue company. Expect to witness the demise of yet another american icon.

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photo shop

Ah yes, photo shop is altering our images. Doctoring photos should be a crime. Basically, it is a form of fake news. That is something that we should avoid, but there it is.

Record stores

Record stores are going away. Do you remember when there was one on every corner? Ah yes, there are so many warm memories. Still, we must carry on.

Love your job

Love your job once more. Often employees feel that their boss does not care. Promotions are few if any. Forget about you asking for a pay raise.