London

London is a so wow. For example, the London tower bridge is so iconic. Rightly so... as it takes our breath away.

soup

Who would you be if you were a soup can? Campbell is a favorite of mine. Still, not sure on my answer.

more space

Citizens, we need more space. Tiny little apartments do not cut it for us. Actually, we need room to roam. Oh wow, whatever that is. Well, look at our prissy poor economy. Sadly, it continues to steadily worsen. ♞

BeBe

BeBe will close all stores as our economic crisis worsens. Senators claim that everything is fine and we are crazy. Well, look at the empty malls and you tell me. Folks, it is bad all over. Yeah, we are not just talking about sears. Please do open your eyes. Tell me what you see. Oh well, at least they do not talk about a coming recovery.

keyboard

Question for you. Like is the keyboard going away? What about the mouse? Trust me, the future does not look like now. Remember that in the last century we saw horses replaced by cars. Folks, that is progress.

Robots

Robots are taking over. Well, your job any way. Approx seven million retail positions are gone soon. Oh yes, robots are the reason. They get more powerful every year. Please add that they are also a lot less expensive. Friends, the result is that companies are going to have a lot fewer workers incomings years. Maybe good old retraining is an option for some of us. Let us hope so.

vortex

Steven Gibbs says finding a vortex is important for us. I recommend looking at a cell sensor. Yeah, it can detect magnetic anomalies in your area.

Kick starter

Kick starter projects are often scams. Crooks steal your heard earn money. Most of the time, even well intention creators will over promise. Like they have no ideas how hard life is. Sadly, our green is gone. Yeah, we need to become more selective with who we share our resources. Friends, trust big names.

Netflix

Netflix hits 100 million members just now. Friends, hat is a lot of movies. Basically, most are road apples if you know what we mean.

go pro

Customers are experiencing an ongoing recession. People are buying fewer cameras. Look at the new go pro... trade up program. Do hope that this can spur new cameras. Old ones need to retire as in right away. This should take place soon. Friends, we are tired of all the spurious excuses.

Texting

Texting is not good for you.  Often you can lose concentration about the world around you. People will walk into traffic and what is worse... drive cars. All the while they are just typing away. Headphones are even more worrisome. Like you do not hear the honk of a truck horn as you view pics. Do remember to limit your messages.

Already, there have been thousands of horrible accidents involving cars. Just understand that we do not text and drive as that increases our exposure. Please do put your wonderful smartphone away. Do not be texting messages.

new spring

Ah yes, a new spring is upon us. Flowers are blooming and there is no more snow. Rather a cold season. That is what we say. Expect to register a mild summer.

Soda Tax

Soda Tax causes crisis. Get ready to do without pepsi. Frankly, we do not understand why taxes increase. Please try to stop squeezing us.

Aventura

Aventura mall is in an expansion. However, they are closing sears. Out with the old and in with our new. Times, they are a changing on us.

micro size me

Think small as gas prices rise. Customers do not want to spend a lot of money. Well, here we are.  Please do micro size me. I would like to visit the micro car museum. Yeah, it has a lot of stuff going on. Future vehicles will go easy on gas.

Sin City

Sin City does not allow one sin. Do you need a clue what it is? OK, so it is grass. Maybe this is so ironic.