meow mix

I like to see meow mix. Well, this cat chow is max. Friendly felines love the flavor as we see. Yeah, that is something that they savor.

3 year old

3 year old is ordered to make an important court appearance.   Folks, we are not making this story up. It is so scary. Strange world we are in.

peak screen

Folks, we have reached peak screen. They all want to access our eyes. Well, our attention span is limited and in so many ways. Honestly, we do not need a lot more screens. Yeah, I do not like the tiny ones. After all, it is hard to see what is going on. Big ones are easier on my eyes.

Ford F-150 earns 30 mpg

2018 Ford F-150 pickup truck earns a fuel rating of 30 mpg. That is way better than my PT Cruiser car. It can get 25 mpg. However, it is a bit old as in a 2001 model my fine ones. Still, there has been a major improvement in fuel economy. I use to have a Ford F-150 pickup truck years ago. Basically, it got about 11 mpg. Ah yes, times do change as we say.

aviation

Folks, aviation has sure changed a lot in one hundred years. Basic concepts of aeronautics are still the same. However, we face a totally new universe.

sears is in ruins

Frankly, sears is in ruins. People are blaming CEO Eddie Lampert some more. Hey, things are not getting better, but they are worse. Expect to hear a bankruptcy announcement soon. They are losing billions every year. Admittedly, we do not see a bright future for this once iconic company. Bro, some things are beyond our ability to repair.

Uber

Uber goes to court in London to try to keep the company going. They are trying to remain so. Well, we do hope for some success. Otherwise, for the taxi crusher, it could indeed be game over.

veggie burger

Bro, this veggie burger looks like a real one.  However, the robust taste is another issue. Yeah, we do like the savory flavor of meat, but feel guilty all the same. PETA should mean - People Eating Tasty Animals - wow.

Barbie

Barbie and baby Barbie are looking super. Maybe it is the paleo diet they are both on - pun. Hey, just what can we say?

32 core processor

AMD has a 32 core processor. Thread ripper is our given name. Its low cost could cause INTEL some worries. Oh yes, this is an interesting year. Expect on the horizon more woe. PEople want faster chips and bigger hard drive space.

bit coin

Wells Fargo customers can still use their credit cards to buy guns. However, they cannot buy any bit coin. This is an incredible story, but there we are. Maybe, we are all having a bad dream my fine one. Frankly, it does feel like a FRIGHT mare.

a big rig

A friend of mine... like he was a truck driver and he said that a lot of new students learning to drive trucks were former computer programmers. Yeah, they wanna operate a big rig. Well, I know from experience that most truck drivers make over fifty per year. Hey, this is more than a lot of computer programmers. Sadly, most intense coding work is now sent overseas. Yeah, the glory days are over.

movie pass

I like movie pass. However, they do have this one movie. Gotti is the name. Well, it is supposed to be like the worst movie ever. That is what we suppose. Yo, that is what reviewers see.

guns versus Facebook

Facebook is against guns. It will stop showing ads to minors... for gun accessories.  I am not sure what effect that will have on crime. Well, probably no one is sure.

Farmers face lower yields

Farmers face lower yields in crops. The problem is excessive rain. Basically, this delays plantings and flash floods cause loss of crops. Well, we see this a lot near a river. Yeah, it suddenly will go over its banks and leave fields underwater for months even. Do expect to see higher prices in your grocery.

Roller coaster derails

Roller coaster in Daytona Beach Florida derails and we see six people suffer serious injuries. Yeah, we did say six. It was so scary. Roller coaster derails is nothing new. Its maintenance record was very poor. That should not surprise us. People could be heard running or screaming.

loser or winner

OK, so your boss is a loser and not a proven winner. Here are six signs. Frankly, it is five, but I will just add one. Basically, here is mine. That he or she always can blame you. Well, there are so many bad bosses that where do we begin even? Please do choose who you want as a leader - loser or winner.

deeper voices

There is a change in women. Oh wow, they are getting deeper voices. Perhaps, we can get some help from our men in science. Exactly, how do we explain this new phenomenon that we are both hearing and seeing?

Free college

Free college is a perk from this company. Discover wants you to get a college degree - wow. Well, that certainly is awesome news. Let us summarize. Hey, going to a university is expensive. Let us work to make life a joy.

Oren Dorell

Oren Dorell was killed by a hit and run car. He was a USA TODAY reporter that died due to a DUI driver who was having trouble with the car.  Sadly, we are as a result poorer now. Just hope that we focus on deaths cause via a car.

skeleton man

Great, cosplay is now in vogue. Well, seeing a skeleton man is a bit unsettling as we see. Do wonder what job this guy has in the real world, but that is another issue. Most costumes are not as elaborate as this one. Hey, we are glad to see a skeleton man.

Pope Francis

Pope Francis says we must reduce fossil fuel use. That is great advice, but we still need to work on electric cars some more. Hey, they have limited range.

oil price

There is a fall in oil price on economic concerns. Demand is weak and supply is rising. Well, that does sound like a double whammy to me. Just hope that we have lower gas prices. Yeah, we are experiencing some pump pain.

Big cities

Humans often move to new areas. Big cities are like a magnet for us. Yeah, they got a special kind of energy. Frankly, I find them dirty and noisy. Well, that is just me.

sizes

Yo, people do come in all kinds of shapes, colors, and sizes. It is certainly the best that we remember to always keep both of our eyes open. Please do not judge a book by its cover.

ape

OK, so scientists claim that we are apes. Folks, we do not think so. I believe that God created us. Hey, we did not evolve from an ape. Do not expect an intelligent gorilla to compose poems. Yeah, or to create a violin symphony or any other type of music. Certainly, we understand that we are not like the other creatures in so many ways.

bio gas

Cheap bio gas is awesome. Well, it is better than expensive propane gas. Maybe, this offers hope to all of us. Often, our bio gas is made from inexpensive domestic waste so it can really solve two problems instead of just one.

Diversity

Diversity is important they tell us. Often, they will lower standards to let other groups in. Admittedly, that is not fair to anyone. It devalues your degree even more. Hey, the rules should indeed be the same... like for everyone.

money

Monkeys can teach us about money. Yo, we are not making this up. This story was in BBC news. Well, shiver me timbers as the pirates say. Have one banana and call me in the morning.