Millenials

Millenials have trouble getting jobs, and this is no surprise. Fellows, listen up. Jobs are few and bills are many.

unicorns

According to men in science... human-caused global warming... did wipe out unicorns. Fellows, we just can't make this dog poo up. It is like way beyond insane. First, they tell me there are no unicorns. OK, so then they tell me that these amazing creatures were wiped out via warming. Maybe, some time travelers destroyed all the dinosaurs many years ago. Hey, that story might make more sense.

dog names

What are the most popular dog names? That is the question and there are no easy answers. First off, we do like to see rover. However, Fido is a favorite of many. My favorites are king and queenie. OK mon, so that said, we did not see em. Let me break to you the news. Basically, number one is max.

WSJ

I use to read the WSJ cover to cover. However, that was a long time ago. Definitely, that world has changed for us. Sadly, a lot of old papers are gone.

stats

Bracket this into your stats as we say. Cooler than normal days have been on an increase. Friends, that is truly the very opposite of global warming. Maybe, we face climatic extremes for some reason. Honestly, we do not believe in CLIMATE science no more. Oh yes, false gods are many. Let me tell you - science is one.

eerie universe

This is one eerie universe we are in. Folks, it is beyond strange and then some more. Let us not focus on factoids that are so worrisome.

minimum wage increases

Expect more minimum wage increases. Glad that law finally did pass. Workers need to make some extra green. Often, they have a side job, but that can certainly tire us.

Netflix

Netflix wants to be kicking it super retro to the max. Hey, that is what we are now saying mon. Yo, like they are into old school anime.

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Bad news

Bad news on cranberry growers. Yeah, it is worse for organic. Dude, we did say worse. Expect lower prices.

time crystals

Scientist fund research into time crystals - you don't say. Maybe we can use these um TIME crystals to time travel, but who can see.

emoji movie

Hey, we do remember the emoji movie. Certainly, it is Holly Weird at its most extreme sense. Just think what is really going on.

memories

Always be in our memories. Yeah, never forget we say. Like that is so. Oh wow, we did say never. Thankfully, we have computers with a lot of storage area.

nuclear war

Luck has helped us avoid a nuclear war. However, those days are over. Yo, this really is some sour news. Just hope that we are wrong. Oh wow, life are we do know it might be gone.

eyes of Doctor T. J. Eckleburg

OK, so may the eyes of  Doctor T. J. Eckleburg tend to look out over us. They are we see - enormous. Yeah, we are talking about his eyes.

quotes

Here is one quote for you. Best that we become more wise. Life has so much to offer us. Folks, this is an awesome universe. Praise Jesus.

Apple stock

Apple stock got crushed today. That is because we are in an economic crisis. I just hope that we do not have a massive recession.

Rocket

Rocket launch in New Zealand brings us cheap space access. Friends, this is ominous news. Still, we do wonder on why we do not have bases on our moon. Lunar exploration should be a top priority for us. After all, we do wanna eventually live in outer space.

Wall Street

Wall Street took us on a wild ride just now. There were massive swings. Almost 900 points even. Yeah, it has been an interesting last few days, but we do hope that our economy can improve. Best that people start to save some coins. Future trends are for lower wages. Let me add that we might have some additional expenses.

summer is over

Well, we know that summer is over. Certainly, there is a bit of a chill in our air. Leaves are falling and trees branches are bare once more.

Hover bikes

Hover bikes could replace police cars. It will be an interesting future for cops. Drones using computer guidance will be the flying cars. Well, we actually could see that one coming... like a mile away even.

Brexit

Brexit can affect world economy some more. This should not surprise us. Business is leaving London at a fast pace. Do wish that we were wrong.

Days

Days are not as long now. It gets dark a lot sooner. Well, that might have a pro or a con. Like we are not so sure. Still, we do like to look at the pretty colors of the trees around us.

dog racing

Ballot amendment 13, ending dog racing just passes. 13 is a very lucky number if you are a DOG it seems. Do think this would not apply to tribal lands as they are considered sovereign nations in some manner. Yeah, we did say sovereign. Just hope that things can improve.

boats

Tides more boats around and so are we. It is the effect of our moon. Yeah, it is far away. However, it does affect us.

early humans

OK, so early humans had a lot of inbreeding - wow. God did create Adam and Eve thousands of years ago. It is funny how the truth is. I remember being told that humans populations could never go below 200 individuals for many reasons. Yeah, my teachers are wrong.

coffee

I love coffee in an early morning. Please do brew a cup. Oh yes, it is great when it is fresh and warm. However, the long nights are a lot colder now. Folks, winter is near. There will be we fear, a lot of snow.

Beaches

Beaches are so awesome. Perhaps, it is too cold to go swimming. Oh wow, that can certainly be our case. Still, there is some FUN as we see.