How short is your bus?

Question for you. How short is your bus? Most of us remember schoolyard taunts such as - your bus is so short that there is just room for one passenger - you.

Somehow, it was not cool to be on the short bus, just as we do not like getting the short end of the stick or a deal that is very raw.

Talcum powder

Talcum powder is said to cause ovarian cancer. Definitely, that news is worrisome. Still, we do ponder on why this is so.

2020 vision

OK, so your small business needs some 2020 vision. Let us plan on success. Well, we realize that the year 2020 is so near. Best of luck to you.

mechanical gears

An insect has mechanical gears. Nature, you are scary. This is so curious. Do tell, but I find that reality is stranger than fiction in some ways. Perhaps, the future is quite different than what we can imagine.

retro tech

I still remember the old science fiction movies. They were full of retro-tech to the max. Well, there were a lot of dials and gauges. Well, those gadgets are not so common now. Sadly, we are all about getting touch screens.

CGI

CGI faces an uncanny valley and it is creepy.  Often, the computer-generated people do seem so ominous.  Basically, they do not look real and can resemble a corpse. Yeah, they might also seem rather robotic in some mannerism.

childless cities

Sadly, childless cities are common. Having a baby is simply too expensive. Also, people do not have any money. Most of those high paying high technology jobs were sent overseas.

31

31 is the opposite of 13 is does seem. That said, it is not so nice After all, 31 is the age of misery. Certainly, that is not a great age. However, people find out that they are no longer young. Oh wow, like whatever that is. Please add that they find out that they are not so special and will probably not be rich, but simply a regular poor person. All that studying was in vain. Well, some one over seas... they can do your job for less than our own
minimum wage.

Boeing

Boeing does mess up one more. Ladies and gentlemen, it is not just the sad ill-fated 737 max. Oh wow, we do feel that they are making system-wide errors. Do wish that they finally get their act together and wise up.

reflection

Maybe our lives are but a shimmering reflection of what is. Yeah, that does indeed sound rather philosophical, but there we are.

culture war

Labor lost the culture war. They were promising free items, but people want an opportunity to earn. Actually, that has more promise. Yeah, for me anyway. Freedom is not free my fine ones. It is something that we must earn.

Rain ☔️

Finally, we are getting some rain. Thank you God, as it was really dry for us. Oh yes, it had not rained in many days and it has been a dry year. Still, here we are.

Biplanes

Biplanes were great in the 1920s, but they are not so awesome now. Technology does indeed change on us. Frankly, we gotta fight to keep up.

video gaming

Want to get into a university? OK, so video gaming is one way. Do wonder about this one. I was always told to study hard for the final exam. Also, to stay away from video games. Well, those days are over.

Dark brown lettuce

Dark brown lettuce is not good for you. CDC is issuing a warning. Please listen to this scrub way. I am sure that they did not get the memo.

Boeing 737 max

Boeing 737 max is worrisome. FAA is in no hurry to get it flying again. Oh yes, neither are we. It is one scary jet my fine ones. Do hope they can find what exactly the problem is. Well, here is a suggestion from me. Please do not hire computer programmers... that currently make less than our own minimum wage. After all, we certainly do get that for which we pay.

Quantum computing

Quantum computing is now available to us. Oh yes, amazon gives us access. Frankly, we need to keep our eyes on technology as it moves at a rapid pace. The world is not what it once was. Please keep in mind that we are moving into a new era.

Monkey

Monkey gestures are considered racism now. Yeah, this reminds me of a science teacher that told us that we not only evolved from apes, but we still are apes. I asked him if we are apes... then why is calling some one an ape racism?

Cat

Cat says well hi with a southern accent even. I can still remember back in the day when they said - meow. That is just too old school we guess.

Giraffe

Buddy, please don't stick your neck out for no one. Otherwise, you might come back as a... Giraffe for one. Hey, that is a joke or a pun. Actually, I am not so sure about which one it is.

snow is near

Winter is almost here and snow is near. There is frost on some mornings. Ah yes, there are so clear and so crisp. Maybe, we never got the memo. Basically, we do understand that the long warm summer is over.

Beauty

Beauty is really in the eye of the beholder they say. AI can now assign you a BEAUTY score. Well, this is great news... like if you are a plastic surgeon.  Still, most people are not so sure. After all, we do not want a cold calculating machine to tell us... that we are not beautiful enough and need some surgery.

seflies

Taking good selfies is an important skill this year. Hey, we really do wonder about next year. Like who can say?

games

Kids do like to play games. However, let me tell you something about winning. It is not so easy. After all, there are so many prizes. Mostly, those are going to go back into their box as there will not be anyone with the necessary accuracy. Hey, that is just my humble opinion.