success

 People do focus on success. OK, so that actually makes some sense. That said, here is a major question for you. Why is it that our generals were a lot more successful in the second world war? The clowns we have right now cannot win wars. All they can do is talk about hate and racism.

electric cars

 People claim that in the future we will use electric cars. Well, um Tesla claims to have a new battery that gives us 750 miles of range. Frankly, I do not believe this is so. Most of the time, claims are over. Yeah, we do see many an electric bicycle that promises us 40 miles of range and cannot do six even.

TV

Hey, we can wonder about what is the worst TV series ever.  There are so many poor ones. Locating it will not be so easy.❤

spotify

 Ah yes, spotify is now getting rid of joe rogan. Hey, we could have told you this episode was near. All these companies care on is MONEY as in coins. Well, that should never amaze us. Please do open your eyes.

Netflix

 Netflix raises prices again. Yeah, this inflation is all over us. Get ready to pay more. Sadly, the quality of their movies is near zero. Most of the main characters are no names. They look like they should be on poo tube or worse.

space station

 Oh wow, the space station smells real bad as there is a certain aroma. People describe it as being inside a locker room. I do have another answer. Could be that it is close to being inside a rest room. Yeah, one with a toilet that has not been flushed in years. Get ready for a major assault on your nose.

proper

 People are saying that our country use to be proper. What does that even mean? Basically, we are politically correct now. Yeah, we cannot say anything on any topic because we might offend some one.

canon

Trouble at canon. Yeah, the ink cartridges are being scan as FAKE as due to the chip shortage that still affects us. Hey, this is an interesting company. If you run out of ink, the printer is useless for any one. Basically, we need a refund right away.

Nature

 Nature is so awesome. Oh wow, getting out is good for you. Yeah, we do not wanna spend too much time looking at computer screens. Maybe, I should avert my gaze. Basically, we need to see more um greenery. That has a calming effect on us. God, we do thank you for this wonderful universe.

boats

 Being on boats is nice. There is so much to explore in our universe. Yeah, it is so massive. Still, here we are now.

prison

 Most politicians want to be seen as tough on crime. The number of people still in prison is massive. Still, we are in a crime wave. Fellow colleagues, there are no easy answers. Definitely, we need to try an approach that is new.

Netflix

 Netflix is raising prices once more. They have a terrible selection of horrible movie. I do not understand exactly why we keep em on. Yeah, I do need to save some coins. Well, they are worse... than plan nine from outer space. Hey, that is suppose to be the worse movie ever. Maybe, um Netflix should streaming it soon.

spring

 Winter is neigh upon us. However, we do indeed love our warm spring. Yeah, that is certainly one season we miss. Funny, few people miss snow or ice.

Kassym-Jomart Tokayev

 Kazakhstan President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev has given security forces an order to fire with no warning as in zero. Things continue to get even worse. What a way to start a new year.

Antonio Brown

 Antonio Brown alleges that he was fired by his team over an ankle injury. He is accusing his team of an ongoing cover-up. I do not know who to believe, but Tony has some serious issues. Maybe, he needs to talk it over with a counselor about what is going on.

warehouses

 There are certainly a lot of empty warehouses now. Hey, we can blame our own shipping companies. Frankly, we do not as there is another reason. Basically, it is curtains for our empire. Yeah, we need to understand that things are going even worse.

Peter Dinklage

 Peter Dinklage says there are way too many guns in our movies. Well, this fact should surprise no one. After all, we know that action sells all over. Comedy does not do as well as it is hard to translate into another language a pun. Most people want to see a hero, not a nice man. Please take a look at the usual rom-com.

Kazakhstan

 Kazakhstan has declared a state of emergency. People are protesting due to rising gas prices. Fellow colleagues, we see inflation is taking over. Yeah, there are problems all over. Sadly, our world is in woe.